“I’ll be monitoring your frequency.”
Nyota Uhura, the Star Trek reboot-verse.
- Two words: Zoe. Freaking. Saldana. This woman is the epitome of amazing. She’s smart, humble, hilarious, adorable, and so hot she made all of you into furries when you went to see Avatar.
- Uhura’s really smart, probably because of all that after hours studying. Top of her class in xenolinguistics? I think so! Does she speak Romulan? You’d better believe she speaks all three dialects. Is she going to help you take your third year Kobiyashi Maru test? All systems are go, Captain.
- She’s managed to bag the hottest lecturer in Star Fleet, despite the fact that he’s a bit emotionally retarded and not even the same species as her.
- She wasn’t on the U. S. S. Enterprise 24 hours before she became one of its most valued bridge crew, and it looks like she’s the only human woman with a place there.
- Thinking of acting like a drunken skeeve when you see her at a bar? Not gonna happen. She won’t even tell you her first name. And if you’ve been hiding under the bed watching her undress, she won’t stand for that, even if you’re fucking her room-mate. She’ll throw you out, and she won’t even blush that you’ve seen her sensible white underthings.
- Not only is she totally amazing here, but in an alternate future she is all this and ten million times more.
- Fuck you, she’s awesome.
