fuck you, she's awesome.

fuckyeahmerlin:

liveship:

glamaphonic:

monkeyknifefight:

Remember that one time Arthur got beat by a girl and it was SUPER AWESOME? And equally as awesome was watching him try to come up with reasons for why it happened while holding back the tears?

01. I LET HER WIN.
02. A TRUE GENTLEMAN NEVER STABS A GIRL. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
03. I HAD LEG PAIN/ARM PAIN/FACE PAIN/HAIR PAIN.
04. A STRONG GUST OF WIND BLEW ME TO THE GROUND.
05. THE SOIL WAS DAMP AND I LOST MY FOOTING.
06. MERLIN PUT MY ARMOR ON BACKWARDS.
07. I LOST A CONTACT.
08. I HAD BAD SHRIMP.
09. I THINK I MAY BE COMING DOWN WITH RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS.
10. SHE WAS PROBABLY MAGICAL AND CHEATED. WITH. HER. MAGIC.
11. MERLIN…JUST !@#$% MERLIN.
12. GWEN FLASHED ME.
13. CONAN GOT FIRED BY NBC.
14. GLOBAL WARMING.
15. CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!?!?

1) LOL FOREVER

2) MORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSSSE <333

BAMF

(picture via cruciatus)

“Pity. Together we could have ruled the world.”

Nimueh, BBC’s Merlin.

- She’s powerful! Nimueh’s frequently foiled, but as a villain she comes up with some pretty intelligent plans that require a lot of magical oomph behind them; a plague on Camelot, manipulating Merlin into poisoning himself, and of course the fact that as a priestess of the old religion she holds power over freaking life and death.

- She makes tattered dresses look good.

- Nimueh’s strong enough to stand up for what she believes in. Dictator-king Uther Pendragon has executed everybody she loves for something she couldn’t help, but is she going to sit and cry? No way! She dares to fight against him, time and time again.

- She’s smart enough to try and get Merlin onside when she realizes she can’t kill him. (And please, like that wouldn’t be the most kick-ass ever alliance.)

- Her smirking, teasing brand of evil could be one-dimensional, but Michelle Ryan does it amazing justice.

- Fuck you, she’s awesome.

“I’ll be monitoring your frequency.”

Nyota Uhura, the Star Trek reboot-verse.

- Two words: Zoe. Freaking. Saldana. This woman is the epitome of amazing. She’s smart, humble, hilarious, adorable, and so hot she made all of you into furries when you went to see Avatar.

- Uhura’s really smart, probably because of all that after hours studying. Top of her class in xenolinguistics? I think so! Does she speak Romulan? You’d better believe she speaks all three dialects. Is she going to help you take your third year Kobiyashi Maru test? All systems are go, Captain.

- She’s managed to bag the hottest lecturer in Star Fleet, despite the fact that he’s a bit emotionally retarded and not even the same species as her.

- She wasn’t on the U. S. S. Enterprise 24 hours before she became one of its most valued bridge crew, and it looks like she’s the only human woman with a place there.

- Thinking of acting like a drunken skeeve when you see her at a bar? Not gonna happen. She won’t even tell you her first name. And if you’ve been hiding under the bed watching her undress, she won’t stand for that, even if you’re fucking her room-mate. She’ll throw you out, and she won’t even blush that you’ve seen her sensible white underthings.

- Not only is she totally amazing here, but in an alternate future she is all this and ten million times more.

- Fuck you, she’s awesome.

“The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”

Ginny Weasley, the Harry Potter series.

- Spunky, funky redhead.

- Survived being the youngest girl with like, a billion older brothers.

- Named the Dumbledore’s Army.

- Managed to bag her childhood crush, marry him, and pop out a couple of his kids - and did I mention that crush is Wizarding World celebrity Harry Fucking Awesome Potter?

- And she scored some pretty awesome Minor Character tail in the form of Michael Corner and Dean Thomas when she wasn’t seeing the Boy Who Lived.

- Managed to like, sense the presence of her invisible boyfriend as he walked to his death or something, I don’t even know, but felt helping the wounded was important because she’s Florence Nightingale.

- Gives kisses as presents.

- Don’t talk trash about her or she’ll hit you with the Bat-Bogey hex that like fifty people mention as being the most kickass. It has both bats and bogeys, you know that is badass.

- Fuck you, she’s awesome.